Monday, December 1, 2008

Where did I go wrong?

Me: Layla, why are you stealing money out of my purse?

Layla: Because I'm saving up for a swimming pool to go in the backyard

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Me: Deuce you know I'll be breastfeeding this baby?

Deuce: Where does the milk come from?

Me: My body makes it.

Deuce: Really? I thought only goats and cows did that. Can you make cheese too?